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great chick one of the best keeps her mind out out of her ass unlike most girls i know

awsome, hot assed, talks like a sailor/13 yr old boy,hot angel, stacked,swings back,flirty,plus sized(you wouldn't notice though), throws a good punch, great smile, acts good(is better in bed), knows what shes doing,smart,polite(seriously), dirty mind(dirtier actions),great boobs,did i mention HOT-ASSED????
dude:"wow TESS is such a nun, shes so quiet and smart"
guy:"uh you've never met her have you?"
dude:"ya we did a chem. project together, she kept saying stuff about the size of your hands and how good i was at chem. asked me almost constantly how to work different things"
guy:"how stupid are you?!!? o wait she talked about the size of MY hands?! no wonder shes been flirting with me!!! i think ill return the favor, she has a nice rack"
dude:"you say that like i hadnt noticed;)"
by will.i.am?(sob) March 10, 2010
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Tess, often known as Tessy. The girl next door; playing in the mud; often blonde; just one of the guys, but she is so much more. She may seem like a ditz, but her silly exterior does not show you all that she is. Smart; not afraid to laugh at herself. Often lacks confidence, but she is a catch. One of a kind.
"Silly Tess"
by THETRUTHSEEKER April 22, 2015
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A person and an adjective.
Tess is a person who is super fun and nice, but spontaneously falls asleep. This is called, "pulling a tess"
person a:What happened to you last night?
person b: Pulled a Tess, sorry! Fell asleep getting ready!
by RCyeyeye October 20, 2011
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A pretty and funny person who knows how to make friends! She's always spunky and sassy and never lets anyone push her around. Popular with the boys cause she's quite flirty but also very sporty. Very self confident but never vain. She usually doesn't open up unless you know her well other wise she can be hard to read and can come off as mean but reality has a kind heart!
"Did you see that girl on the volley ball team ? She's a star!"

"Ya! She must be a tess"
by Anonymusxoxox December 14, 2013
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An incredibly sassy person. Sweet on the surface, but secretly evil. Can get away with anything by smiling. Very clumsy, but that makes her all the more lovable and she knows it. Good person to have on your side. Tess is derived from Theresa, and translates to "The Harvester." As in, the harvester of souls. For real, she will eat you alive. Good luck.
No, Tess cannot lead a coup to take over the government.
by Terry Rowen November 18, 2016
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Fun energetic friend, loving to EVERYONE, BEAUTIFUL, never want to get on her bad side. if u do ur Fucked.... trust me Ik wht I'm talking about I have a friend named Tess so that's how ik. once she finds someone she really likes she will do anything to get him to be hers... nomatter wht she has to do. she's the life of a party without her ur party sucks, so if u don't know a Tess go out and find one and if you love her don't let her go. oh and she acts stupid but she's not. she's trying to get attention and she's NOT A SLUT SHES JUST A JEALOUS PEROSN.
she is such a Tess
by frenchie465 February 25, 2015
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BAMF. outgoing. narcotic. fucked up. insecure. emotional. restless. discontent. passive aggressive. people pleaser. user. abuser. honest. blonde. scared. peter pan. blunt. judgmental. intuitive. right. protective. owned. loved. hated. famous. hater. true. embarrassing. proud. Doesn’t take shit from anyone.
tess of the d'urbervilles
by DR031ISE* July 26, 2009
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