really funny and cool, lots of energy. bright ginger hair, LAD!!!!!! Uber sexy
Boy1: Is that tess
Boy2: wow she's so fit
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The woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!!
No wonder she's a Tess.
by ccdrakecc July 20, 2016

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(v) slang meaning Useless or Inept
Commonly used to downplay one's achievements or actions

See; Spud
(Watching football) Guy 1: Man, that play was a disaster. Watson should be dropped.
Guy 2: Yeah he's an absolute tess.
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A Tess is someone who has brown hair with a pink streak. She lives in Miami. She is shy when you first meet her, and is quiet and awkward in front of people who she is intimidated or uncomfortable around, because she is a bit insecure. But as soon as they leave, a Tess will become an entirely different person. She will become loud, and aggressive, and will usually take the spotlight. Tess is able to make friends, but it usually takes a while. People usually think she is snobby, because she is shy, or that she is a loser because she has a hard time making new friends, but she is actually not. She is discriminated against sometimes because she is overweight, only by a couple of pounds, but is in a school full of ugly, confident, anorexics. She is obsessed with One Direction and Selena Gomez, and is smart, but makes average grades. Overall, Tess is a very nice person who will be loyal, and faithful to you through practically anything.
Group of snobs:
Snob 1: Wow Tess is so fat :o
Snob 2: IKR!
Snob 3: What a loser.

All: Laughing

At party with group of friends:
New Person 1: *arrives* Hi everyone

Tess: HI! MY NAMES TESS. WATERMELON :DDDDD
Me and friends: Yeah, she's crazy <3
(2 months later)
Person 1: LOOOL I LOVE TESS. I WENT TO HER HOUSE YESTERDAY AND HER DOG WAS ALL LIKE WOOF, AND HER LITTLE BROTHER IS SOO WIERD HE LIKE CHASED US AROUND WITH A WATER GUN (etc..)
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Plural of tests.
I have to study tonight, I have two tesses to take at school tomorrow.
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Cock thirsty ratchet ass hoe.
Jemmy - "Hey, whose that whore over there?"
Judy - "Who? Tess?"
by JussAyKunt November 28, 2012

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a brown hair girl who lives in guilford and has a big butt
yo tess has a donk!
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