tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life
Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth

Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid
by Alexeiborachev September 14, 2008
tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life
"So I totally Tessed this girl last night!!...The court case is next week"

"Man I Tessed your mum...It was so goddam ambiguous"

"I was going to rape this girl but then I realised it might not be appropiate for the period. So I decided to Tess her."
by El Presidente 22 September 14, 2008
a Urinary Track Infection, or a Bladder infection. Many people consider it to be any infection located in the Kidney-Ureter-Bladder area.
I feel like hell, I think I've come down with a Tess.
by Melikins July 22, 2006

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