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Plural of tests.
I have to study tonight, I have two tesses to take at school tomorrow.
by DRM December 22, 2003
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a Urinary Track Infection, or a Bladder infection. Many people consider it to be any infection located in the Kidney-Ureter-Bladder area.
I feel like hell, I think I've come down with a Tess.
by Melikins July 22, 2006
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really funny and cool, lots of energy. bright ginger hair, LAD!!!!!! Uber sexy
Boy1: Is that tess
Boy2: wow she's so fit
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by Urbandicionarylover;) June 25, 2016
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tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life
"So I totally Tessed this girl last night!!...The court case is next week"

"Man I Tessed your mum...It was so goddam ambiguous"

"I was going to rape this girl but then I realised it might not be appropiate for the period. So I decided to Tess her."
by El Presidente 22 September 14, 2008
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tess: vtr to rape; to enforce sexual intercourse upon someone after brief yet insufficient flirtation, to later ruin their life
Person 1:Man, I got arrested for TESSING the fuck out of that girl, but it was so worth

Person 2: Man you hear about Mr. Dockerill, he got put in jail for tessing some poor kid
by Alexeiborachev September 14, 2008
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(v) slang meaning Useless or Inept
Commonly used to downplay one's achievements or actions

See; Spud
(Watching football) Guy 1: Man, that play was a disaster. Watson should be dropped.
Guy 2: Yeah he's an absolute tess.
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The woman that sleeps with everyone but YOU!!!!!!
No wonder she's a Tess.
by ccdrakecc July 20, 2016
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