Teitje 

a guy who's only gay on tuesdays, has tiny JUNK, no ass, annd is a bean!

duuude...today's TUESDAYY!! it's teitje time!!!

Teitje by rollipolli April 4, 2010

teitelitarianism

Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"

Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!

teitelitarianism by stuy '09 June 26, 2009

Teije 

Teije is a nice, funny and caring guy. He is capable of cheering you up, when you are feeling sad. Sometimes are his jokes inappropriate and not nice.

Teije is nice but sometimes rude

Teije by Whasaaaaaa!!🔥 February 21, 2019

Tetje

Known as a rather fragile Ikea shelf Tetje is also often used as a nickname for very annoying people. Apparently likes Husqvarna

Oh look at this guy he looks so weird! He's probably called Tetje

Tetje by Ford Focus Amogus November 28, 2021

Textjeck 

Textjecking is where a group of girls from your school text each other the night before the next day and choose what thhey are all going to wear the next day so they all have basically the same outfit. But while they do this they put their phone on vibrate then shove it up their vagtastic voyage and wait for their friend to text back. Then they take it out text back then put it back in. Then REPEAT.

Girl 1: Hey what do you think we sould wear tomorrow?
(shoves it up her vag)

girl 2:(takes it out of her vag)I was thinking leggings with a pink thong and holister shirt. (put its it back in her vag)

girl 1: (takes it out of her vag again) that sounds sexy. i think that wud be cool. omg im soooooo textjecking right now lol. (once again shoves it up her vag)

Girl 2: (takes it out of her vag)ohkay then thats wat we're gonna wear then.
omg so am i just cummed lol. (puts it back in for more)

Textjeck by Russell Harmon February 14, 2009

textject 

A portmanteau of "text" and "reject." To fail to respond to a text message (particularly one that merits acknowledgment), either deliberately or accidentally.

Girl 1: He never responded to my text about tonight!
Girl 2: You just got textjected.

textject by youarebananas February 27, 2011

textjected 

to reject via text message

"She told me she has to babysit her little brother."
"No homie, she just textjected you."
"Aw shit."

textjected by Brent L September 5, 2007