teitzel 

aka, awesome or one who makes shoes from the faces of small children

yo...this chick be teitzel...nah mean

teitzel by Jess** August 3, 2007

teitelitarianism

Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"

Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!

teitelitarianism by stuy '09 June 26, 2009

Titzelles 

Small, delicious, perfectly round breasts.

Her face wasn't much to look at, but I couldn't take my eyes off of her perfect titzelles!

Titzelles by GZMD November 15, 2019

titzels 

when tits and pretzels combine to make a solid combination of titzels.
We often state them as titzels.
There are 2 types of titzels:
> Honey mustard titzels
> Tomato titzels
have a go at them.

Rohan: Mom, I'm hungry
Mom: honey go out and have some titzels

titzels by Cleavacious August 20, 2013

tetzel 

tampon in the form of a pretzel

tetzel is a tampon that looks like a pretzel

tetzel by lkdjogainrt April 25, 2008

Teitelbaum 

A hilarious and very good looking individual with a rapidly receding hair line and a tendency towards sweating.

The comedian was hilarious, but was a total Teitelbaum on stage when he couldn't stop sweating underneath the spotlight!

Teitelbaum by Everyone_else January 4, 2012

teetzel

another word for tits

that girl has huge teetzel (s)

teetzel by dubbsaunit February 26, 2010