Basically saying that you fucked someones socks off, had sex with them so long and hard that they may passed out, or generally took part in extremely fun and bountiful, not to mention overwhelmingly pleasurable sex.
"Man, you should've seen they way I was fucking my wife last night. As soon as I saw her I told her "I'm gunna roxorz ur soxorz wit teh hawt sexxorz until my balls fall off"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!