Ted Williams
Ted Williams by Alphajura January 5, 2011
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Ted Williams
A homeless man off interstate 71 in Columbus, Ohio. As a kid from Brooklyn he was motivated to become a radio producer when he went to a local station and saw a radio announcer who told him something that just set off neurons in his head: "Radio is defined: Theater of Mind." After listening to this announcer, he developed a liking for and gained an education in an attempt to better his voice.
After becoming a fulltime radio announcer he did what most of us do at some point of life, he got tired and fucked up. But being a man, he did something that most of us (especially ex-presidents and politicans) don't do, he admitted his mistakes and paid the consequences and has to panhandle on the streets.
He became famous after a local resident taped Williams and put up his video on youtube. Not only was Ted Williams nice enough to perform and work for his money, he was kind enough to give a heartwarming laugh, smile and follow up interview.
As of 2011 he was given a radio announcer position with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
After becoming a fulltime radio announcer he did what most of us do at some point of life, he got tired and fucked up. But being a man, he did something that most of us (especially ex-presidents and politicans) don't do, he admitted his mistakes and paid the consequences and has to panhandle on the streets.
He became famous after a local resident taped Williams and put up his video on youtube. Not only was Ted Williams nice enough to perform and work for his money, he was kind enough to give a heartwarming laugh, smile and follow up interview.
As of 2011 he was given a radio announcer position with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
I don't think I can ever be a superman, but dammit I can be a Ted Williams!
Is it just me or does Ted Williams and his voice both have an uncanny resemblance to Obama and his voice!
Khan would never put bum into the urbandictionary tag for Ted Williams, because that guy isn't a bum who sits on his ass all day, he's a homeless man who gets underpaid in donations from passerbys for his amazing voice!
Is it just me or does Ted Williams and his voice both have an uncanny resemblance to Obama and his voice!
Khan would never put bum into the urbandictionary tag for Ted Williams, because that guy isn't a bum who sits on his ass all day, he's a homeless man who gets underpaid in donations from passerbys for his amazing voice!
Ted Williams by M.Ali.Khan January 6, 2011
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Ted Williams
A homeless man off interstate 71 in Columbus, Ohio. As a kid from Brooklyn he was motivated to become a radio producer when he went to a local station and saw a radio announcer who told him something that just set off neurons in his head: "Radio is defined: Theater of Mind." After listening to this announcer, he developed a liking for and gained an education in an attempt to better his voice.
After becoming a fulltime radio announcer he did what most of us do at some point of life, he got tired and fucked up. But being a man, he did something that most of us (especially ex-presidents and politicans) don't do, he admitted his mistakes and paid the consequences and has to panhandle on the streets.
He became famous after a local resident taped Williams and put up his video on youtube. Not only was Ted Williams nice enough to perform and work for his money, he was kind enough to give a heartwarming laugh, smile and follow up interview.
As of 2011 he was given a radio announcer position with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
After becoming a fulltime radio announcer he did what most of us do at some point of life, he got tired and fucked up. But being a man, he did something that most of us (especially ex-presidents and politicans) don't do, he admitted his mistakes and paid the consequences and has to panhandle on the streets.
He became famous after a local resident taped Williams and put up his video on youtube. Not only was Ted Williams nice enough to perform and work for his money, he was kind enough to give a heartwarming laugh, smile and follow up interview.
As of 2011 he was given a radio announcer position with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
I don't think I can ever be a superman, but dammit I can be a Ted Williams!
If I were gay, that is to say completely theoretically, AND I was forced to bone a guy based solely on his voice, I would probably end up choosing between Ted Williams and John Legend- my best friend Mufti
Khan would never put bum into the urbandictionary tag for Ted Williams, because that guy isn't a bum who sits on his ass all day, he's a homeless man who gets underpaid in donations from passerbys for his amazing voice!
If I were gay, that is to say completely theoretically, AND I was forced to bone a guy based solely on his voice, I would probably end up choosing between Ted Williams and John Legend- my best friend Mufti
Khan would never put bum into the urbandictionary tag for Ted Williams, because that guy isn't a bum who sits on his ass all day, he's a homeless man who gets underpaid in donations from passerbys for his amazing voice!
Ted Williams by Mo.Khan January 6, 2011
Cold as Ted Williams' Head
A state of coldness that is so completely cold, its akin to having one's head (or body) placed into a vat of liquid Nitrogen. In other words, really freaking cold!
Dude #1: Dude, did you see the weather report for this weekend?!
Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head!
Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit!
Dude #2: Dude.
Dude #2: Dude, yeah man, its going to be Cold as Ted Williams' Head!
Dude #1: Dude, that's some cold fucking shit!
Dude #2: Dude.
Cold as Ted Williams' Head by Closter NJ February 28, 2020
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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