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1. Tares is the amount of shags you have had. The amount of girls/guys you have slept with with. Tares can be used to be hidden in a sentence infront of a higher-class of people, instead of being vulgar. For a guy to get 'all the tares' is seen as a hero, while girls are seen as sluts.

2. to get 'Tares'. Means to have slept with someone recently, see- getting laid.
Tom came back from ibiza with alot more Tares than he went with.
by KERSHYBABYYY April 06, 2011

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