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Tap Sum Bong 

you say this to your friend when you wanna get high.
To "tap" the bong = to smoke the shit

-Russell Peters
Hey, you wanna tap sum bong .. = hey you wanna get high
Tap Sum Bong by beast February 27, 2005
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Tap Sum Bong 

He is Anthony by day and Tap Sum Bong by night. Chinaman! Chinaman! Two chopsticks on his shirt. Shooting noodles out of his wrists. Catching bad guys with stale fortune cookies:

Confucius say, "you go to jail, bad boy!"
Tap Sum Bong by Luosu Bidesu January 28, 2009

Tap Sum Bong 

From comedian Russell Peters.
Smoking Weed -

This is the Chinese name for an audience member (Anthony)
Lets "Tap Sum Bong"
Tap Sum Bong by GordonJ August 7, 2012

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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