The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.
by ESPNspecial July 9, 2010
1. (v) Masturbation.
by johnnysmith999 July 14, 2010
Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.
EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*
EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*
EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"
by uofi2408 February 26, 2011
masturbation.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
said by LeBron James on his decision show.
mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
by DanGilbert July 9, 2010
When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.
After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.
Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.
by guitar12988 July 28, 2010
Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.
Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.
by JamesGee July 10, 2010
Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?
by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 19, 2010