A person who has dated,married,or had sex with someone you know is considered "tainted".

Their level of "taintedness" makes it questionable as to whether or not you should be involving yourself with that person,usually, and especially in an intimate manner.
There are several factors involved with determining the degree of a person's "taintedness", such as;

-How well one knows the person or people, that the tainted individual was with (and if you know and don't like that person, then the "taint factor" is waived and becomes more of a "Yeah, I banged that asshole's ex!)
-How long ago that relationship or encounter took place,
if that person had been with the "tainter" last night, their "taintedness" would be just about radioactive...
on the other end, there is a standard five year statute of limitations and the taint in most cases has worn off.
-Some degrees of "taint" are infinate, such as Brother's ex-wife, ex's of parents etc.
-The combinations of situations and connections are so numerous that there is no exact science for taint determination and each case must be evaluated on it's own.
In most cases there should be an individual who has the experience and knowledge to act as "Judge of the Taint" to rule on tainted individuals for you or your social circle,and that person's judgement should be taken into consideration before going ahead and doing whatever you were going to do in the first place.
Talk about "tainted" ! She used to be married to my best friend, before divorcing him last year, but she's so sexy, I'm gonna bang her, no matter how "tainted" she is.
by dogh2o March 04, 2012
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fake, unreal
tainted love .... to love some 1 not b/c who they are b/c of what they look like or what they got

there love is tainted she likes him b/c hes a baller
by Ky July 06, 2003
A white girl who has had sex with a black guy. Term is popular in and around Staten Island, NY
Yo, I heard Stephanie is tainted.
by Kibble December 31, 2005
A girl who is tainted is one who is extremely skanky. She is known for going from guy to guy and hooking up with them. She is tainted because it is unknown whether or not she has a STD.

A guy is tainted when he has sex with a girl who is tainted.
Person 1: You didnt hear about amanda? she hooked up with chris, adam, mike, and jamaal in the same night.

Person 2: Damn, she's tainted.

Person 1: Mike just had sex with melanie.
Person 2: Suck for him, he's tainted now
by Cswizzy September 09, 2010
Dirty or unclean. Also see Skeezy
The whore was tainted with many a VD!
by Cpt. Obvious April 01, 2003
The in-between of being buzzed and drunk. Its a more accurate way of describing being tipsied.
m1- I am not drunk but I'm not buzzed either... what am I?
m2- Bro you are tainted.
by floridalyfe September 15, 2011
Skanky, Dirrty (X-tine Style), doing dirty deeds in someone else's space, area i.e. beds, bathrooms, etc. Therefore making the space tainted. Also see Alyssa.
That stupid whore tainted my couch.
by Paris December 13, 2003
The act of rubbing one's taint on any given object. Usually done out of spite or anger.
One time in college my roommate angered me so bad I tainted his toothbrush.

I swear to god, if Leland rats me out one more time I'm gonna taint his mouse!
by The Dark Lord of the Taint December 29, 2004
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