The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.
I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!
by Q8 December 01, 2007
Attempting to give someone (most likely a male) the Shocker but unfortunately the pinky is left without an orifice, thus wiggling around like a tadpole.
The gentleman was unaware that he had accidentally given the woman the Tadpole rather than the much desired Shocker.
by dubpen October 04, 2010
v: the act of inserting one's soft flaccid penis into the circular opening of the mouth belonging to someone who is sleeping. Upon insertion the soft and flaccid penis may be slightly dangled in a manner that the receiving mouth be tickled or left motionless in the mouth for a period of time left at the discretion of he who is performing the action.
Last night I gave Axl the tadpole. His sweaty ass hands must expel most of the water in his body because his mouth was as dry as sandpaper.
by Nick Polise July 30, 2008