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Table Licker 

An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.
Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.
Table Licker by RustyMeister June 28, 2010
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Table licker 

A word for a person with a severe mental illness
child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!
Table licker by Dong lord 69 May 29, 2018

Table Licker 

A school shooter that licks tables.
"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."
Table Licker by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

Table Licker 

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.
You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.
Table Licker by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Table Licker 

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table
Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.
Table Licker by HERX44 November 27, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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