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A TP is a skeletal creature, which smells of coffee, fags and wee.
It resembles Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and lurks in light environments such as offices.
It has an extremely sarcastic sense of humour and has a heart made of cold stone.

No one actually knows what the abbreviation 'TP' stands for but it has been said it could stand for. Total Prat, Tiny Penis, Telephone Pole (due to it's thin appearance)
Crofts: By gosh. The TP just walked past and I got a whiff of Benson & hedges mixed with Gold Blend and 8-day-old urine.

Bates: Huuuuughhhh, yeah, he stinks. I could smell it earlier but I thought it was just JJ's teeth and I couldn't see TP anywhere in the office. Huuuuughhhh.

Crofts: Oh, it's probably because he's sitting next to the coat hanger, over there.

Bates: Huuuuuughhhh. Oh yeah. If he's sarcastic to me one more time, I swear I'm gonna Fu*k him right up, you understand? I said you understand huuuuuuughhhh.
by dicktionary79 November 12, 2010
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When jeans that are frayed at the bottom collect and carry wet or frozen material off the ground.
Tim Mosley has this recurring problem with his jeans because they are frequently too long for him. In the summer the bottoms of his jeans are wet, and in the winter frozen balls of snow collect in the fringe. "Look he has T.P.!!!"
by Nancy Lee May 13, 2004
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Telepathy - popularised by such sites as www.psipog.net and other bullshit. A load of crap.
Fool: OMG I HAV DA TP!1111111111111!
Me: yes. yes you do.
by Marcus May 25, 2004
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When I found out she was actually a man dressed as a woman, I was TP.
by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016
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Tripple penetration. Oral, vaginal and anal.
She screwed 3 guys at the same time, totalTP!
by Emme69 November 06, 2016
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Person : "oh yes daddy right in my tp"
by Stars00imsleepin April 01, 2017
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Guy 1: can you send me a tp girl1: eww no your gross
by Damonsekc April 02, 2017
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