"I know we been up for a minute (a.k.a. a few days/weeks) on this ice, but we'll have us a couple (a.k.a. couple dozen) drinks and a few TP, pass out for a couple hours, and we're good to go."
by ak2581 March 8, 2007
by Tupac Amaru Shakur March 26, 2005
A TP, Tom Patrick, is a term for a person who lives their life at home and never goes out. A TP can be any person who spends most of their time playing a games console, pc or watching tv.
by Cam taylor November 5, 2007
Wealth; so-called when one has so much booty , their bathrooms are stocked with toilet paper rolls made of $100 bills.
by Rick Wilson January 19, 2005
a smokeable substance that calms you down, and is an amazing stress reliever. it is very big in high schools
idiot 1: yoo 4 hours of godamn homework
idiot 2: fuck that shit, smoke some TP, and stop vein' a hussy ass bitch
idiot 2: fuck that shit, smoke some TP, and stop vein' a hussy ass bitch
by weeedandspeed September 11, 2011
A TP is a skeletal creature, which smells of coffee, fags and wee.
It resembles Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and lurks in light environments such as offices.
It has an extremely sarcastic sense of humour and has a heart made of cold stone.
No one actually knows what the abbreviation 'TP' stands for but it has been said it could stand for. Total Prat, Tiny Penis, Telephone Pole (due to it's thin appearance)
It resembles Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and lurks in light environments such as offices.
It has an extremely sarcastic sense of humour and has a heart made of cold stone.
No one actually knows what the abbreviation 'TP' stands for but it has been said it could stand for. Total Prat, Tiny Penis, Telephone Pole (due to it's thin appearance)
Crofts: By gosh. The TP just walked past and I got a whiff of Benson & hedges mixed with Gold Blend and 8-day-old urine.
Bates: Huuuuughhhh, yeah, he stinks. I could smell it earlier but I thought it was just JJ's teeth and I couldn't see TP anywhere in the office. Huuuuughhhh.
Crofts: Oh, it's probably because he's sitting next to the coat hanger, over there.
Bates: Huuuuuughhhh. Oh yeah. If he's sarcastic to me one more time, I swear I'm gonna Fu*k him right up, you understand? I said you understand huuuuuuughhhh.
Bates: Huuuuughhhh, yeah, he stinks. I could smell it earlier but I thought it was just JJ's teeth and I couldn't see TP anywhere in the office. Huuuuughhhh.
Crofts: Oh, it's probably because he's sitting next to the coat hanger, over there.
Bates: Huuuuuughhhh. Oh yeah. If he's sarcastic to me one more time, I swear I'm gonna Fu*k him right up, you understand? I said you understand huuuuuuughhhh.
by dicktionary79 November 12, 2010