TOOTBLAN

Acronym for Thrown Out On The Basepaths Like A Nincompoop.

Baseball statistic invented for Ryan Theriot of the Chicago Cubs, for his penchant for ill-advised steal attempts and general lack of skill running bases.

Theriot's current TOOTBLAN number is 19.

TOOTBLAN by LesterB October 16, 2008

Tootbllan 

Thrown out on the basepaths looking like a nincompoop.

That idiot baserunner committed a real tootbllan and got himself caught in a pickle.

Tootbllan by All About Me 63 April 9, 2023