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2.
Slang for the word today. Usually used in text messages and online chat.
You doing anything tods?

Nah, just chillin.
by L and N Dawg October 21, 2010
 
1.
TOD
The Original Douche.
Man, that Adam is such a tod.

An extreme version of a tod can other wise be known as a tod-bag--- the original douche-bag.
by Amshington November 30, 2008
 
3.
Derived from teh cult classic Napoleon Dynamite. Variant of PO'd but it means ticked off.
11 year old A- dude i was so fricking angry
11 year old B- oh my gosh!
11 year old A- he made fun of my sweaterfest, i was like " GO TO H - E DOUBLE HOCKEYSTICKS!!!!!"
11 year old B- GASP!!!
11 year old A- I know right? I was so TO'd
by Lesley February 20, 2005
 
4.
tod
"tod = touch of downs" someone who looks like they habe down syndrome, but dont actually have the disease
"god vinny looks like a tod", "tod can you go get us the water hammer off the engine", "why did tod open up the line on the interior truck team"
by gcfd70 September 20, 2007
 
5.
TOD
Thing of Darkness - something that frightens you and takes away your confidence, energy, motivation. When it passes by you it extracts your soul. It controls your mood and can ruin your day.
Red Alert: TOD is on the move.

Look out, here comes TOD.
by Victim of TOD July 10, 2008
 
6.
Short for having a Touch of Down Syndrome. This slang term does not apply to actual people suffering from down syndrome. This instead applies to intoxicated persons who look, act, and talk like they are disabled due to alcohol and/or drugs.
After Sean, Tommy, Sarah, Sara, Mindy, or LEW have too many drinks, they are TODS.

Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.

Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.
by NumerPing!!! November 22, 2011
 
7.
TOD
turd-on-deck; bout to shit your self
ahh tod's here. need to go to the restroom
by thpdutpd May 20, 2010