TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) 

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) by Webster April 18, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) 

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) by Satyr September 14, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) 

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk) by Chuck B. April 14, 2003