Acronym meaning either "Totally On A Dick" or "Totally Over A Dick". Used to describe a obsessive single
person looking for only sexual grates, usually in an oral fashion but not always. TOAD can most often be observed when used at a
party to describe a often ignored female who becomes so obsessed with getting the
male any way possible, that she becomes orally inclined or just sexually obsessive over having sex in that endeavor.
Examples
Guy1: What is up with Jennifer tonight? She's practically giving Jim a
blowjob with his pants on.
Girl1: She's just T.O.A.D. because he is ignoring her. As
soon as he starts to get in to it, she'll back off.
Dude1: God damn! That girl just swooped in and snookied that guy with a BJ and stole him away from
Julie.
Dude2: She's just being a T.O.A.D. because she is obsessed with his dick. She'll be done with him after she gets some.
Dude1: I knew something was wrong when she ignored free drinks for him! What a greedy
slut!?! She's only in it for the dick!
Dude2: Yup, absolutely a T.O.A.D. dude.
