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Hey man did ya hear about the bombing in Syria the other day?

Yeah, they caught 'em too. Turns out they were all blood related, but the husband wasn't the father

Fuckin' inbred towel heads
by Blackett412 July 22, 2010
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The home of the world's best terrorist and oppressors, renowned for creating problems in neighboring countries (Lebanon, Iraq ...) and mass murdering people.
1: I am from Lebanon
2: Huh, Syria didn't kill you yet!
by jnoun April 17, 2007
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A country that is controlled by a family of dictators, it is boring and usless, and is stealing tourism from the great country of LEBANON, it also smells.
"Hey have you heard of syria"
"no"
"didn't think so"
by LEBANESEROCK April 11, 2005
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A disgusting and fucked up country where disgusting, fucked up old fashioned, monk and ugly people with lathers and mullet live. A country to avoid. Unless you want to die poisoned by a ham sandwich. We should get rid of you soon, bastards!
Do you wanna get a stomach-worm!
yes
go to Syria!
by Ddrogba November 12, 2005
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Syria is a country where the same president is elected over and over with 99.99% of votes despite the fact that over 70% of the population hate him.
husband: our activities are monitored 24/7 by our neighbor.
Wife: sure, we are living in Syria.by the way don't forget to keep the portrait of the president hanged in the living room.
by anonimouz1 May 27, 2011
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Home to the "Syrian Uprising" between the Syrian Army- under rule of President Bashar al-Assad, and the National Coalition for Syrian Revolutionary and Opposition Forces. The war has claimed 100,000+ lives in the 2 and a half years since its start. France, Britain, the U.S.A and various other Sunni countries are backing the rebels, while Russia has trained Syrian Army soldiers while claiming they support neither side. Chemical weapons have been largely involved, despite the fact France, Britain and the U.S had warned against the use of them. August 21st 2013, it was claimed that the Syrian Army used chemical weapons against civilians in attacks near Damascus. There were multiple reports, ranging from 500~ to nearly 1,500. There in ongoing controversy aimed at President Barack Obama, as he warned against chemical weaponry, but didn't respond to it decisively, and chose to seek Congressional approval for military attacks on Syria by way of warships in the Mediterranean.

Syria isn't the "paradise" it was almost a decade ago.
by NecromanciCat September 02, 2013
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A magnificently beautiful land in the middle east comprising everything from lush green mountain ranges and coastlines to barren deserts - also rich in culture, with a history that stretches back several thousand years.

Unfortunately currently afflicted with some major economic and political harships due both to external and internal factors.
Wow, Syria's amazing, just a shame about the situation its in
by Col. April 17, 2004
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