Synchronized Swimming

A very tough olympic sport that is a combination of swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and ballet. Routines are ususally done in a team (4 -8 swimmers), combo (up to 10 swimmers) solo, duet, and trio. While during practice, swimmers wear regular swimsuits, goggles, noseclips, and hair caps, during competitions swimmers wear knox gelatin in their hair along with make up and are not allowed goggles. They also wear matching decorated swimsuits. The noseclip is the most important piece of equipment to a swimmer. It blocks water from entering the nasal cavity and affecting the swimmers performance.

Many synchro swimmers practice 5-10 hours a day for six days a week. Swimmers say the feeling during a routine is like a 400 yard dash while holding your breath.

kid 1: Hey, yesterday in the pool, I was trying synchronized swimming.
kid 2: Really?!?! Awww shucks, that is such a neat sport.

Synchronized Swimming by synchroswimmr April 22, 2007

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Synchronized swimming is one of the most underated and underestimated sports in the world. Here are somethings you should know:

1. Yes it is a sport.

2. It is EXTREMLY difficult

3.it is NOT "water ballet"

and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.

To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.

Synchronized swimming is lit.

#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass

and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.

synchronized swimming by rayooooo February 6, 2019

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synchronized swimming

To collectively pee on somebody.

We did a little synchronized swimming in the bathtub and yada yada yada, her hair hasn't smelled the same since.

synchronized swimming by zarch April 7, 2008

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synchronized swimming

A form of group sex used with very loose vaginal orifices.

We had a synchronized swimming session with Charlene.

synchronized swimming by anjr00 July 17, 2003

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Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.

I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.

Synchronized Swimming by DrunkBabyLion August 3, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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