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50. Swine Flu
1. n. a phrase used in response to any signs or symptoms of any sort of illness; used to mock the media's overexaggeration of the Swine Flu "epidemic".

The phrase can be used as part of a sentence, or as a comment on its own.
Jim: I have a headache, and I think my allergies are acting up.

Tim (jokingly): You probably have Swine Flu.

or...

Tim: *coughs/sneezes*

Jim: Swine Flu!!!!

Tommy: Quick, call the hospital and the local news crew!
51. Swine Flu
A term used to describe a group of cops or pigs especially when they're making arrests or breaking up a party. Swine flu is known to be a fatal illness for parties.
Did you go to that party last night?
Yea it was weak though, it had the swine flu so it was over hella early.
52. swine flu
a disease that may kill the entire earth and it's all thanks to some horny mexican gringo having anal sex with a dirty pot-belly.
el nombre: 'hey el guapo, that pig's checkin me out'

el guapo: 'wait muchacho, she gots tha swine flu man'

el nombre: 'i'ma fuck that pig'
53. Swine Flu
‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman
“Chris caught the swine flu last night.”
54. Swine Flu
Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.
Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.
55. Swine Flu
A disgraceful disease that should be blamed on our ancestors
"There was an old saying that pigs would fly when a black man was elected president... well, now Obama's had his first 100 days, and Swine Flu."
56. Swine flu
n. Pathology.
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.

n. Probably not swine flu
"I think I have swine flu!"
"Chill the fuck out, no one cares."
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