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Basically, it's a disease you get from doing any of the following activities:

outdoor sports
blowing dandelions
unprotected sex
opening doors
protected sex
eating (especially Mexican food)
shitting
being Christian,
but more being Jewish,
status updates on Facebook,
adding definitions to Urban Dictionary,
wearing clothing,
being naked,
being healthy,
having AIDS,
having the common cold,
keeping secrets,
telling people stuff,
smoking,
walking,
not smoking,
and last but not least, getting the H1N1 vaccine.

Oh yeah, it's terminal and untreatable.
"I have swine flu." "LOL PWNED!"
by bobbitteer October 27, 2009
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Term used to describe the phenomenon of cops arriving en masse, often to the consternation of non-cop people.
"Yeah, it was a bangin' party, but we caught the swine flu around 2:30. I was pissed.
by Lafayette, IN May 16, 2009
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A flu that makes you attracted to morbidly obese men, usually homosexual, and named Cipriano.
Example 1:
Girl One: Man, I got the swine flu.
Girl Two: You slept with Mr. Mendez?!

Example 2:
Girl One: I've got the swine flu, I'm so horny!
Cipriano Mendez: HERE I AM!
by stefashoniqua May 01, 2009
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A flu that makes everyone want to piss themselves.
Also makes you extremely afraid of fat asses.
Originates from mexico.
Also known as Bacon Fever.
John: "crap, i have swine flu!"
Mark: "does that mean we can't hang out anymore?"
John: "OH MY GOD FATASS!!!"
by Imakemyselflaugh:D May 01, 2009
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the urge to make out with or an attraction to fat people of the opposite sex.
Matt: Did you see who Joe left the bar with last night?

Scott: yeah, Sabina must be weigh at least 250 lbs. Joe's got swine flu.
by fireskim April 28, 2009
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A Zombie Virus that will infect the entire world if a cure is not found.
Oh Shit....I jsut got bitten by that guy over there (Points to an undead)...i guess i have swine flu
by the_concious_you _needed May 06, 2009
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to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.
by Leather Neck September 02, 2009
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