n. Pathology.
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.

n. Probably not swine flu
"I think I have swine flu!"
"Chill the fuck out, no one cares."
by 1123581321 May 05, 2009
the urge to make out with or an attraction to fat people of the opposite sex.
Matt: Did you see who Joe left the bar with last night?

Scott: yeah, Sabina must be weigh at least 250 lbs. Joe's got swine flu.
by fireskim April 28, 2009
A flu made up by really rich people so they don't have to go to work.
John: (at work) Shit man! I think I've caught the Swine Flu.

Boss: John- you need to go home immediately.
by apersonwhoisveryfunny October 15, 2009
A term coined in late 2008 by Seattle Hip-Hop producer, S.A.T., and popularized by an affiliated rap group. The term refers to being under surveillance by the police or DEA often relating to the trade of cocaine. The term originates from the source of the virus, swine, or pigs, slang for police. If one's traphouse is "infected" with swine flu, the first course of action suggested is to vaccinate, or in other words, kill the pigs.
Person A: "Ay im tryna cop an elbow"
S.A.T.: "Mayne I got that swine flu, meet me in the CD in 15 and keep it on the low"
by ByThePound September 21, 2009
Like yellow fever, except for girls of large girth; when a man has an unusual attraction for overweight females.
1. Andy - "Yo, Brad, what happened to you last night?"

Brad - "Ugh, I went home with Bertha, looks like I caught the Swine Flu again."

2. Person 1: "What's wrong with Sam? Why does he keep chasing fat girls?"

Person 2: "He clearly has a bad case of Swine Flu."
by AnLiCa September 21, 2009
When a non-white person is attracted sexually to white people, opposite of jungle fever
tyrone: man I don't know whats going on all of a sudden i think white girls are cute

malcolm: dawg you got swine flu.
by highflyer08 June 17, 2009
A Zombie Virus that will infect the entire world if a cure is not found.
Oh Shit....I jsut got bitten by that guy over there (Points to an undead)...i guess i have swine flu
by the_concious_you _needed May 06, 2009

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