Swelled Up 

When it's clawing its way down your leg.

Kevin Bacon got all swelled up when he saw Denise Richards in "Wild Things" and had to tell his children to leave the room.

Swelled Up by slomustang50 November 21, 2010

Swolled up

BUFF; TO BECOME BUFF. COMMONLY SAID IN THE SOUTH.

TIME TO GET YO SELF IN THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GET SWOLLED UP SON!!!

DAMN THAT MAN IS SWOLLED UP!!

Swolled up by cpt amazo November 1, 2008

Shelled Up 

When your dick is small from cold shrinkage and it resembles a turtle hiding in its shell

“Bro I was afraid to pull down my pants in front of the hot doctor because I was all shelled up”

Shelled Up by COD Squad-isms April 6, 2022

three-up (often spelled 3-up) 

A woman that is so beautiful that she causes men around her to achieve an erection by looking at her. (derived from the term "three appendages up.")

Man, check out that 3-up there. She's one hottie!

three-up (often spelled 3-up) by quamp July 21, 2003

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008