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your so pissed off and heated
lol did u see steve get smacked in the face! lol , he's super swolled!
swolled by drewdrew October 23, 2005
Damn her ass is lookin swolled! Yo nigga, did you see him he is lookin big and swolled!
swolled by ApeWild March 1, 2008

Swolled up

BUFF; TO BECOME BUFF. COMMONLY SAID IN THE SOUTH.
TIME TO GET YO SELF IN THE WEIGHT ROOM AND GET SWOLLED UP SON!!!

DAMN THAT MAN IS SWOLLED UP!!
Swolled up by cpt amazo November 1, 2008

Throat swolled

When someone fucks your throat so hard it swells up.
Did you hear what happened to Nick?
He got his throat swolled last night!
Throat swolled by Swolled Squad March 12, 2016

Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.
After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).

Swollen Starfish 

This is what you call someones butthole after they had a fun filled night of anal sex and their butthole is twice the size it shoud be.
"My boyfriend fucked me in the ass so hard last night and now I have a Swollen Starfish.''

"Dude I nailed my girl in the ass so hard last night! She has a Swollen Starfish!"
Swollen Starfish by SiloJohnson72 December 15, 2011