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1.
Like an artillery attack, a pitcher who allows more than four runs in less than five innings.
Barry Zito was totally horseshit! He pitched only 4.0 innings and was shelled...allowing 6 hits, 7 runs, 7 earned runs, 7 walks, and 2 strikeouts.
by Giants suck June 17, 2007
 
2.
High as FUCK
Danny was shelled when he smoked that fucking weed.
by YaMamaBitch November 28, 2010
 
3.
To get outrageously drunk and wake up feeling like you were under artillery attack
"Oh man, I got shelled last night dude."
"Yeah? How do you feel?"
"You don't wanna know"
by BradenWC March 20, 2006
 
4.
Amish word for screwed.
We are getting shelled!!
by Pay Grade Scott December 04, 2007