When some one is so gay and lame that they actually become cool in some sort of weird, twisted way, when then there the head of the group of swat dudes they become swat masters
Dude he beyond a swat dude, he's a fucking SWATMASTER!!!
A swagmaster is someone who has so much swag that it is almost unbearable, they have the greatest amount of swagger possible to mankind, and it is very rare to see one. IF you do happen to come across a swagmaster, be respectful!! if you arent, him&his possy will overpower you with their swag. and you dont want that to happen.
kelly: "yeah so i was like he-"
melanie: "OMG ITS THE SWAGMASTER."
swagmaster: *sup nod*
kelly&melanie: "oh... my... god. we were just acknowledged by the swagmaster."
Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.
A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?
A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.
A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!
The Swagmaster is the title given to anybody who maintains an extremely high level of swagger. (S)he must have an extremely high level of arrogance and confidence and be able to walk the walk and talk the talk. He is universally recognized by all who can comprehend the true definition of swag.
Matt : "Yo whats up Swagmasterr!"
*Swagmaster walks by wearing his shades and hat and gives a slight nod of recognition that he is friends with the person but also is too cool to spend more than 2 seconds locked in eye contact*
A very hot and attractive girl, often quite feisty who while in the process of working out sweats profusely. Often seen at one's local gym, on the treadmill, or doing a turbo-kickboxing class.
"Damn girl, you're such a sweatmaster. Watch wear you're swinging your arms."
"Hey sweatmaster! Don't forget to wipe down that machine. You're cute, but still."
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.