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Swarthmore 

1) A small, liberal arts college southwest of Philadelphia, founded in 1864 by the Religious Society of Friends but no longer affiliated with them officially. Swarthmore College is known for its rigorous academic program, which has prompted its students to adopt the unofficial motto "Anywhere else it would have been an A." Swarthmore students do have fun in addition to their schoolwork, but when asked, they find it easier to complain that they don't.
2) The town in which Swarthmore College is located.
"Swarthmore is for nerds."
Swarthmore by EDM July 25, 2008
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Swarthmore 

Small liberal arts college outside of Philadelphia, well known for its academic rigor and an eyebrow-raisingly unattractive student body. Identity politics plus social ineptitude often leads to petty dislikes morphing into accusations of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. etc.

In short, the greatest anti-reality check you will ever meet.
Swarthmore in the morning...

Student 1: The coffee bar is out of milk...and black coffee is kinda bitter.

Student 2, dead earnest: You know that's really racist.
Swarthmore by SirachaSauce April 18, 2010

Swarthmore 

If you live in swarthmore you are either 1)a pot smoking hippie
2)a weird totally left winged freak
3)a smart thespian
That was totally a swarthmorian thing to do. Go hug a tree.
Swarthmore by NMV March 28, 2005

Swarthmore 

The only place in the world where u wont get robbed stabbed shot and robbed again.... ever!!! Just outside of the mean streats of wallingford swarthmore is home to millions of pot smoking hippies..
Perium got pancaked in Swarthmore...
Swarthmore by Mark Clemmons March 19, 2005

strathmore gangs 

sick cunts who run the streets of straty
im raff clark part of strathmore gangs.
strathmore gangs by raff c April 29, 2021

swathmorian

Recent graduates of elite east coast liberal arts colleges whose refined conversation and smarmy demeanor is used to elevate themselves to a plateau of masturbatory self congratulation of his or her sophisticated cultural taste and, by effect, your lack of relevant knowledge about anything that matters, in film, literature, or what have you.
That swathmorian prick thinks he knows just about everything.

SOMA is rife with all these swathmorian hipsters
swathmorian by Jordan Mattox February 21, 2009

Strathmore 

Strathmore is a town in Alberta. It’s a boring town and it’s a stupid town where no one should live
Her: where are you from?
Him: strathmore

Her: ew don’t talk to me
Strathmore by Punched January 27, 2019