Swagoraphobia Share definition Flag The fear of (or being played/humiliated) by someone's swag, particularly one of a high magnitude. Man, all those haters talk mad shit, then run. They gotta bad case of swagoraphobia. Swagoraphobia by kunoichikat July 11, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Swagoraphobia mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch