Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.
I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either
Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.
Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!
"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant
Aren't birthday parties or presents better when you don't expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. Just ask Bill O'Reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of 'Surprise Sex' for nearly 20 years.
I didn't rape her officer. Haven't you heard of surprise sex?
sex when she least expects it
She was sleeping, but I still gave her some surprise sex.
Rape, but you shout surprise.
Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.
A way of raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with sex
(Rapee) Help rape
(Raper) Its not rape its surprise sex
Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"
Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me