Rape, but you shout surprise.
Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.
when you ejaculate into a bowl of sugar, roll into balls and then freeze, ready to be eaten the next day.
Paul : 'last night i made some sugar bullets for my girlfriend'
Fred : 'Oh yeah, i made some for my mom'
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