If you spend a lot of money on a girl especially if it's her suggestion, it's socially expected that she plans to put out.
Guy1: Last night I took Stacy out and she ordered lobster and she didn't even give me a bj.
Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.
Guy2: Man that should've been a total surf and turf what a bitch.
by Swagger-jagger August 23, 2014
Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.
by porkrocket October 9, 2016
This is when your day's workout regimen consist first of a good swim workout in a pool, followed up immediatley by a good weight room workout.
from the surf and turf food related meaning I've scrambled it to my own surf and turf workout nickname for working out in the water (surf) and then adding some beef on the upperbody (turf)
surf-->water-->swim. Turf-->land-->on your feet
surf-->water-->swim. Turf-->land-->on your feet
by LC's trainer October 22, 2009
When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time
Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?
by Sean MacDonald July 20, 2008
This is a principle of common courtesy when a person is asked out on a date by another.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
When person 1. orders steak and lobster or another "surf n turf" item, when person 2. is paying, then the "Surf n Turf" rule dictates that person 1. have sex with person 2.
This can also apply to vacations, such as a girl being invited by a guy to his private cabin in the Aspen mountains. Unless they are related, rule dictates she must have sex with him.
To break this rule is to be forever known as a bitch or a dick.
"Damn dude what a bitch!"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
"Why?"
"I paid for the both of us to go to Hawaii and not once did she even give me a courtesy blow job."
"Damn dude, what a bitch."
"Yeah total violation of the surf and turf rule"
by TheRealJohnno March 30, 2012
A surf and turf is a term used to describe a dish you can order that usually has some land dwelling animal such as beef, and a fish accompaniment. When used for fun and as slang it refers to the game some men play, where you go out hogging or whaling, both are terms for larger women. When you are able to make love to both types of larger women in the same night you have just enjoyed a Surf N' Turf.
by Stevemando November 29, 2009
1) Bisexual. Liking both "surf" (fish, i.e. pussy) and "turf" (meat, i.e. cock)
2) Getting some man and lady love at the same time or in the same relative time frame.
2) Getting some man and lady love at the same time or in the same relative time frame.
1) "She's definitely surf n turf, and she's been staring at you all night. You can't lose!"
2) "Why do people keep inviting me to their house for surf n turf? I'm not going to magically start liking cock"
2) "Why do people keep inviting me to their house for surf n turf? I'm not going to magically start liking cock"
by You're a freak! August 31, 2010