3 definitions by Sean MacDonald

Soup Nuts

When you sweat so much that your boxers get drenched right under your testicles and it feels like they're being dipped in warm soup.

Dude, I just got done dry-humping the SHIT out of your mom and now I have Soup Nuts like a motherfucker (haha double entendre)

by Sean MacDonald July 20, 2008

Hotdog Taco

The result of putting your man penis (hotdog) into a bitch's pussy (taco).

I was in the drive-thru at Taco Bell yesterday and asked this little hottie that was working there if she wanted me to make a hotdog taco.

by Sean MacDonald July 20, 2008

Surf N Turf

When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time

Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?

by Sean MacDonald July 20, 2008