suck today's dick

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)

I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.

suck today's dick by bdlyandhadlock July 15, 2017

Suck Today's Dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

"Well, I guess it's time to suck today's dick! Catch you later."

Suck Today's Dick by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008

time to suck todays dick 

When you have to do something that isn't fun

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

time to suck todays dick by Dale Denton January 27, 2018

Suck Todays Dick 

To take a massive rip out the bong (LUX Scientific or whatever you have) for the first time each day. Every day

yo, what time is it?

TIME TO SUCK TODAYS DICK!!!!!

Suck Todays Dick by All Day Every Day March 13, 2009