Stupid Tax 

The price you pay for ignorance.

"Dude, I just got conned!"
"NP bro, you just paid your stupid tax. Live and learn."

Stupid Tax by Psyladine August 25, 2012

Stupid Tax 

A fine for a dumb mistake or failure to act.

I forgot to pay my credit card bill on time, so now I have to pay the $35 stupid tax.

Stupid Tax by toddc May 11, 2008

Stupid Tax 

The cost associated with engaging in any form state sanctioned of long odds gambling, i.e. playing the lottery.

"stop paying stupid tax, you're never going to win the powerball."

Stupid Tax by Joseph Milton August 2, 2007

Stupid tax 

"The stupid tax", an additional (and generally avoidable) taxation upon your regular habits.

In gaming terms the "stupid tax" is generally a reference to getting scammed or key-logged by a trojan virus. Often resulting in a lost of several game items or your game account.

: Hey did you hear? Bob got hacked!

::: Nah, he just got key-logged. Probably clicked some fake link in his e-mail and ended up paying the "stupid tax".

Stupid tax by bbr-rrvs July 9, 2010

Stupid Tax 

Legal fees paid to an attorney to get you acquitted or a plea deal for minor criminal conduct such as public intoxication, DUI or simple possession.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear that Bob got busted last night for DUI?

Friend 2: Oh yeah? Guess he'll have to pay the stupid tax to some criminal attorney.

Attorney: I can get you a plea deal or go to trial on that weed bust but you'll have to pay $2500 for the stupid tax first.

Stupid Tax by darkknight430 October 27, 2014

Stupid tax 

The cost associated with making bad decisions.

The cops caught me after 10 beers. Now I have to do classes and pay my stupid tax.

Also, that guy at the bar looked at me funny. I whooped his ass, but the cops got me, and now I have to pay the stupid tax.

Stupid tax by Thisshitisdumbbbbbbbbbb February 2, 2021

Stupid Tax 

Stupid Tax
Anything you end up paying for something dumb you did…

I loaned a so-called friend of mine $100 bucks, I knew he didn’t like to pay his bills so why did I think he was going to pay me back? Now I’m paying Stupid Tax.

Stupid Tax by Fansypants May 22, 2022