An affliction experienced by women working in any kind of gentleman's club. Similar to stripper pretty, but sufferers are much more delusional and self-important. The sufferer will think she is the most desirable woman alive, although nothing could be further from the truth! Likely cause of this, is listening to too many desperate customers telling her very exaggerated nonsense. She begins to believe that ALL of it is true. Upon contracting stripperitis, a previously nice thoughtful woman, will become a TOTAL attention whore. She will expect EVERYONE (including other women) to tolerate her narcissistic behavior, mood swings, drama, pleas for money, demands for food and attention, and overall tyrannical childish behavior. She will expect constant ass-kissing, favors, and money, and become enraged if it's not given.
Daniel had me buy her drinks all night, made me carry her bags to the car, then asked me for $500.00 dollars to pay her electric bill. I'm not her boyfriend, or baby's daddy, she definitely has stripperitis.
by pussycontrol November 17, 2009
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an ecdysiast; one who performs striptease: that is, one who dances seductive while removing her clothing
Most strippers are women. Most strippers perform striptease for economic reasosn (they need the moner).
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004
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A woman (or gay male) who takes of clothes for money. Usually single moms who can no longer afford the costs of living at home. Also known as a great way to pay for post secondary schooling.
She left her day job and no longer had money for college so decided that taking her clothes off would pay all her bills
by Emmalene March 21, 2005
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a girl who gets naked and dances for money or drugs
Brianna: haley you need to stop being a stripper
Haley gam bill: I can't help it i need da money for joseph
by fuckingyobitch October 27, 2014
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so when you are alone and you need some company you call some strippers. YES they are some psycho bitches
when i fucked a Strippers she was all LIKE OH FUCK YEs YES .. do you think i wanna hear that shit it scares the shit out of me you crazy fuckin bitch. just keep to the norm and moan like a normal hoe
by african von negrostein October 10, 2008
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A tool used to strip dicks with. See dick stripper
dooshy needs to buy a new stripper.
by Yoan February 1, 2003
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