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Strativariable 

The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.

Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.
Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.

Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.

stratovarius 

One of the best modern power metal bands in existance today, comprising of Timo Tolkki on guitar, Jari Kainulainen on bass guitar, Timo Kotipelto on vocals, Jörg Michael on drums, and Jens Johansson on keyboards.

Despite the many difficulties they've experienced since 2003 and early 2004, there is still a glimmer of hope for all the true fans of Stratovarius that a new album will be released in 2005 or so.

Some of their previous work includes:

Fright Night (1989)
Twilight Time (1992)
Dreamspace (1994)
Fourth Dimension (1995)
Episode (1996)
Visions (1997)
Destiny (1998)
Infinite (2000)
Elements - Part One (2003)
Elements - Part Two (2003)
# "Let's press more money... Don't worry about the inflation... We've got to have more weapons to carry on..." #

-Fourth Reich (from Dreamspace)
stratovarius by Mika August 3, 2004

Stratovarius 

The most underated band ever! Known for some of there famous music (ie. Destiny, Infinite)
The band Stratovarius was playing last concert.
Stratovarius by nnguyen11490 September 28, 2003

stratejacket

"Wish Bone" aka "Stratejacket", "Big Wish"
stratejacket by Lamin Badibo September 12, 2007

Stratovarius 

A metal band from the 1980's to the present. Timo Tolkki is the mastermind and guitarist behind it, with Timo Kotipelto doing vocals.

However, the band's future is unclear as Timo and another stratovarius member have left the group due to a dispute.

Stratovarius is primarily a Finnish/European band with most of its fans in Japan and South America.
Dude who's that obese man?
Dude its Timo Tolkki! He's a jerk; he made Kotipelto leave the clan because he acts like "the boss" of the clan and refuses to accept new ideas.

Stratevate

I wasn't able to figure out how to fix it so I stratevated that shit.
Stratevate by Thebigcheese April 14, 2013