1: A word which is fortunate enough to have a multitude of definitions, the most simplistic of which being: not bent.
For example if you are currenly indluging yourself in sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex whilst reading this, you are evidently bent. Who reads dictionaries whilst fucking? If you are not currently participating in the prestated activity you are most definitely not bent.
People who can't read are never bent. (straight)
by augustus ginman January 01, 2006
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To smoke weed without mixing any tobacco with it.
"Do you smoke 'straight'? I chop it up with scissors and mix it with 'spin'."
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1.(adj.) A derogatory term used by homosexuals to counteract the incredibly annoying "that's so gay" / "you're such a fag" phenomenon.
2.(adj.) Heterosexual.
1. That ugly kid is sooo straight.
2. I don't swing that way...I'm straight.
by draagonfly December 11, 2005
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Straight was a noun used in the late 70's to early 80's to define persons who were not into punk, drugs or David Bowie.
fucking straights making fun of us? Fuck them.
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Girl 1: #H3nd4ll4lyfe
Girl 2: Harry styles is not straight
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This word is sometimes used in place of the words "No"(when rejecting someone) ,"I'm Good" or when describing someone or something as "okay".
Ex. 1
(using "no")
Guy: Hey, wanna have a good time?
Girl: You straight! *rolls eyes*

Ex. 2
(replacing "I'm good")

Bob: Hey! how're you?
Jim: I'm straight.

Ex. 3
(when describing something as okay)

Jill: How was the party?
Angela: It was straight.

by imomio February 14, 2009
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The People that can actually make children
That straight man and that straight woman can make da babies
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