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absolutely positively NOT gay
by Rebecca_ March 16, 2007
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1: A person who insists on following outdated and overrated traditions relating to sexual preferences.

2: A kind of line that is important to know for high school geometry.
Guy 1: I'm totally straight dude.
Guy 2: Wow, what a lamer.

Guy 3: *whistles*
Guy 2: Walks away holding hands with Guy 3.

(They've known each other for a while. They did not just meet.)
by Alexwtf July 07, 2009
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A set of five cards in poker that make up consecutive numbers without starting back at the beginning (Aces can count as either 1 above king or 1 below 2)
3,4,5,6,7 is a straight, but Q,K,A,2,3 is not a straight.
by DapperDanMan March 04, 2005
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a glass tube used for smoking crack
"No you can't push my straight!!"
"I burnt my lip on my straight"
"Let me hit your straight,straight nigger"
by yaheardsound1 December 30, 2009
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1. When applied to a gay man or lesbian, a term of derision and scorn. Offensive irony.

2. Boring, dreary, uninventive.

3. Narrowminded or dim-witted.

4. Cute, like a small pet.
1. What are you, straight or something?!

2. Nice outfit you're wearing! You're looking very straight today...

3. Anne, your opinions are so conservative, I'd almost think you were straight.

4. I met a straight couple at Crate & Barrel yesterday. They seemed nice.
by Bob April 10, 2005
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A word you call someone when they are sexually attracted to the opposite gender only.

Also, a witty comeback you use when somebody claims to be straight and are obviously not.
"You are so gay!"
"No, Im straight!"
"YEAH, straight in the ass!"
by DaYS October 08, 2005
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1."Yo dawg, I'm straight
2. "Is he straight?"
by Max August 03, 2003
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