Function: transitive verb.
Definition: The act of actively defrauding an unsuspecting victim via the Internet, followed by a lame attempt to blame this lack of integrity on your age. see also wenzeled.
Definition: The act of actively defrauding an unsuspecting victim via the Internet, followed by a lame attempt to blame this lack of integrity on your age. see also wenzeled.
by midnight_blue February 17, 2006
by this is what you wanted November 13, 2011
Reference to the former host of Wild Kingdom on PBS. An outstanding dude who couldn't care less about your society because he's highly aware/observant of his environment & the world in general/ has encyclopedic knowledge of animal/human behaviors as well as expertise is traversing difficult terrain.
Why should I risk driving to the spot and back when they pull me over everytime I leave the driveway. The spot is too hot. I see 'em out in front speed trappin' too. I'ma channel Marty Stouffer and slide out the back way, low key, through the forest and keep a safe distance.
by Wu-Wei Flow June 2, 2019
That kid is a real stouffer baby. He’s so cute you just want to poke a couple holes in him, microwave him for two minutes, and eat him with a side of garlic bread.
by Muff Crusher July 16, 2008
Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.
Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.
by QuacksO July 9, 2021
by riiga September 6, 2019
by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019