Stoon Down

When someone is bitching and whining about something and you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up, instead, you tell them to "stoon down".

Stoon Down by Bondi Haggis August 8, 2010

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upside down spoon

the best warm up before sex, a perfect quiet night in, a PG name for the 69er, damn HOT oral sex for both parties at once

Sarah: "I'm bored, there's nothing on TV tonight"
Ryan: "How about we upside down spoon"
Sarah: "Sure!"

upside down spoon by r drizzle July 28, 2010

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Upside down stool party

A party, with one stool, with three or more legs (eg, a bar stool) where any number of people are invited to either watch or participate in the 'stool dance' where the participants move down and up on the stool legs (sometimes while clapping) until 'completion' (using the anus or vagina).

After 'completion' it is customary to move on to the next leg, or give someone else a go, but often, all but 4 (or 3) people only go to watch.

Last night, john went to the upside stool party, he said there were over a hundred people there, but only 4 came.

I've been invited to an upside down stool party, I'd better lube up!

Upside down stool party by chodapunch March 29, 2011

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Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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