All 72 of the other definitions do apply by circumbstance or situation of using various drugs including marijuana, alcohol, any one of the illegal drugs including amphetimines, LSD, cocaine, crack or what ever drug is popular with an age group but at the same time used to define your own state of mind do to all the causes above but can include extreme exhaustion. However some people maybe 'stoned' by those definitions but otherwise act normal.
I am so stoned it was gospel", "I was stoned silly but no one could tell", "Used eyedrops to hide the redness but no one could tell i was stoned
by Urban Sage June 25, 2011
the feeling one gets after smoking the marijuanapots; usually involving hunger, happiness, and occasional redeye
he was probably off getting stoned on those reefers
by bakedlobster September 08, 2010
a period of time when you act stupid and try to stick you head out a lil window
i tried this hehe
by catelin December 27, 2003
After smoking enough marijuana the user cant move cant think or communicate... as if they were just clubbed in the head with a stone
Dude... i tried to do my math assignment while i was stoned... IMPOSSIBLE.
by Agentsmith111292 June 07, 2010
The state of being repeatedly hit in the head or any other place on your body with stones. The state of being "stoned" is usually a result of a "stoning". Getting stoned SUCKS, and hurts like a bitch.
Charles: Dude what happened!? You have bruises and cuts everywhere!
White Supremacist: Yeah man, I was in front of the NCAAP doing some chants and.... well lets just say i got stoned.
Charles: Weird...
by SealingPhan April 18, 2009
1.To be killed or executed by an angry mob with rocks
(before rope or the 2nd amendment)
2.To be riddiculed or put down
3.To be so intoxicated that it causes incapasitation
the Jews stoned Stephan for being a follower of Jesus

they'll stone ya and then say good luck

I got stoned....and i missed it!!
by Stoner Dave August 30, 2005
Tthe staet of minnnnd awl dtns sca saeinfa e dope.
It'S knnid of a e ts ta dn t e h .
A: Hey man, I'm too stoned. You roll the next blunt.
B: No way, man. I'm too stZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........
by the dude with the blunt January 18, 2005
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