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1.
A form of capital punishment in which the criminal is pelted with stones until dead. In Judaism and Muslim cultures, stoning is administered as atonement for sins such as adultery, murder, and prostitution.
"...there is (a punishment) of one hundred lashes and then stoning (to death)." Extract from Kitab Al-Hudud (Islamic Traditions)
by JustinInSpace July 24, 2006
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2.
The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*
by kaldoscope November 12, 2009
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3.
verb. the act of smoking marijuana
"dude, i love stoning" -sarah
"let the stoning begin!"-nichole
by Coley 94132 May 24, 2006
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4.
The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.
Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.
by Stoning Champion August 09, 2011
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5.
What you say when you are already stoned and trying to deny it.
Mom: Ya'll stoners!

Cassie and Maggie: We're not stoning, I swear!
by James Barnard January 13, 2008
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6.
to hide somewhere and whip tiny stones at on coming vehicles the run to safety.
me and my freind were stoning these cars under the bridge
by mike.l July 10, 2006
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