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Going to the liquor store, and/or getting drunk. A superior alternative to normal attempts to decide what to do on a night out with friends.
"What do you guys wanna do tonight?"
"Well, step one, then we'll figure it out."
by EagerSpring February 10, 2012
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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The first step when cooking or grilling. Take a shot of whiskey
Patty: Get me a step one Rob
Rob: Jack or Honey?
Patty: Jack please
by Pezro March 19, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Rolling a joint and getting high. Normaly used in situations, where the general atmosphere is not good and therefore the group or the individual has to go back to basics. Therefore, Step One!
Guy: Dude, I'm so stressed out with all this uni stuff.
Dude: Let's go back to Step One.

Guy: Step One?
Dude: Step One!
by Moekfiy December 09, 2014
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The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.
When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.

That crack whore didn't follow Step One.
by superwalrusninja November 27, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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