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3.
The first step of any endeavor; Don't get the HIV.
When John bought a House In Virginia, he violated Step One.

That crack whore didn't follow Step One.
by superwalrusninja November 27, 2009
 
1.
Going to the liquor store, and/or getting drunk. A superior alternative to normal attempts to decide what to do on a night out with friends.
"What do you guys wanna do tonight?"
"Well, step one, then we'll figure it out."
by EagerSpring February 10, 2012
 
2.
The first step when cooking or grilling. Take a shot of whiskey
Patty: Get me a step one Rob
Rob: Jack or Honey?
Patty: Jack please
by Pezro March 19, 2012