Steamy Calvin 

When in the shower, your partner will take a shit in your hand. You will then use it as a shampoo

Wow you smell like you've just gotten out of a steamy calvin.

Steamy Calvin by Amponny February 23, 2011

Steam-Clavined 

The phenomenon of playing a game on Steam and either getting killed or missing vital information due to Steam blocking out the bottom-right corner of the game to tell you that a friend has logged into a different game. Named for mailman Cliff Clavin from the TV show "Cheers," who often spouted useless, wrong, and/or unwanted trivia to the annoyance of the people around him.

"FUCK, I'm dead! I would've SEEN that landmine if I weren't being Steam-Clavined just then!"

Steam-Clavined by Defenestrator January 1, 2015