Steal!

Definition 1: When used after warping a "That's what she said" to your advantage

Definition 2: Warping someone else's regular sentence to your advantage

Definition 3: After stealing something from somebody

Definiton 4: Whenever the FUCK I want (good and bad steals will be deliberated by Superfly and Champion)

Ex. 1 "Dude, that's huge"
"That's what she said!"
"To me"
"STEAL!"

Ex. 2 "God, I've been working really hard"
"Working the corner?? STEAL!"

Ex. 3 "Man, I love my new shiny quarter... HEY!"
"STEAL!"
or
"Man, I like that straw hat"
"I know, it was only 6 bucks! STEAL!"

Ex. 4 GOOD: "Dude, what's the answer to #2?"
"We're only doing odd numbers... STEAL!"

BAD: "God, I hate broccoli"
"STEAL!"

Steal! by Champion! December 13, 2008

steal

A good deal (marketing)

Man, I got those fireworks for just $10! It was quite a steal!

steal by Danny C August 4, 2005

Steal

Steal, or rather S.T.E.A.L. Means to "Stratigically Transport Equipment to an Alternate Location"

I think Johnny is gonna Steal that tv the way he's lookin at it.

Steal by ~MoonScythe~ July 3, 2010

steal

To punch someone

Yo son, that mofo be frontin. I'm gonna go steal him in his mouf.

Damn son, you just got stole in your dome.

steal by Matt August 13, 2003

steal

1. to take someone else's belongings
2. the updated version, or slang that replaced "sneak", which means to punch someone in the face.

1.Back when I was younger, I would have told dude 'Im'a sneak you', but thats old so nowadays I just be like 'I'll steal the shit out you'.

2. If you steal my shit, Im'a steal you bitch!

3. To steal a person means to punch them in their face, therefore, it is redundant to tell someone that you will "steal them in the face".

steal by FooGe March 26, 2004

steal

1. to take something that does not belong to you (see to jack, to bite)
2. to punch--hard, usually in the face

1) "In 'Growing Pains,' Ludacris stole the beat from Dilated Peoples' song "Worst Comes to Worst"
2) "At the club, 50 Cent stole Ja Rule in the face"

steal by presto March 21, 2003

Steal

The illegal alternative to Buying.

Do you have money for that monster?
No, im stealing it.
Oh ok, get me one while your at it.

Steal by Nathan Achon January 17, 2009