one of your friends on facebook who seems to like (and ride) every single status you post to your wall regardless of what the update is about.
"Did you see Damian's facebook wall? Mary has liked 9 out of his last 10 update posts. She's a total Status Jockey".
by bkny22 September 06, 2011
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