Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.

"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

Statler and Waldorf by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009

Statler and Waldorf

the original trolls

statler and waldorf, they ARE the original trolls

Statler and Waldorf by Flipper Offer September 28, 2010

Statler and Waldorf

1) two of Jim Henson's muppets. They are cranky, cantankerous old men who go out of their way to make everyone near them miserable.

2) two people who resemble the characters Statler and Waldorf in their behavior.

3) two people who pester, harass, and nettle the people around them because they have literally nothing better to do.

"Wow, do Skimmel and Sean ever shut up? They're just as obnoxious as Statler and Waldorf!"

"Don't feel bad hon, Draknar and Shalok always act like that. They're Statler and Waldorf."

Statler and Waldorf by ihatemuppets83 October 27, 2010

Ec-Statler 

Pun coined by Dempsey from 90 Day Before the 90 Days S6E8 in reference to her partner, Statler, who said she was ecstatic to be there with her. Describes feeling ecstatic while simultaneously needing to poop.

On Pillow Talk” spin-off, David defined the pun as “when you can hardly control your emotions, but you still have to shit”.

I just got off the plane to meet my partner for the first time and I’m feeling ec-Statler.

Ec-Statler by demib0y July 26, 2023

stapler 

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

stapler by Leon9 July 19, 2004

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

Cock stapler by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

Stupid stapler 

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

Stupid stapler by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015