When a man's pubic hair is longer than his actual penis.
Person 1 " Did you see that 50 year old in the locker room"

Person 2 " yea that was gross, his pubic hair was like twice the size of his penis"

Person 1 " Damn he had a real bad Sattler"
by DirtyGreyhound6969 July 27, 2012
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Probably a fuckin badass, usually the last name of a really cool guy
Guy 1: wow that guy’s last name is Ethan
Guy 2: probably a badass a sum
Sattler: cool guy
by Captain_swags October 12, 2020
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The Sexiest character in all of the Jurassic Park franchise (1993-Current). Ellie Sattler is hot, intelligent, witty, is a paleobotanist, and she believes in women ruling the world!
Alan: Hey, Veronica! have you watched the original Jurassic Park? I love the Character Ellie Sattler

Veronica: Yea, isn't that the one with The plant paleontologist, the mathematician, and the other paleontologist going to a dangerous dinosaur theme park?

Alan: Yea, but Ellie Sattler is in the movie an shes smokin' hot!
by Monika69 March 31, 2022
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One that has a visibly bruised head and eye
God damn it I stroked too hard and now I've got a Phillip Sattler
by Ol June 22, 2004
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Slang term used among DJs to describe a abrupt change in music, being that by a bad sense of timing or just awful mixing. It also can be used to describe a statement thats simply stupid or ridicule in any given context.
1. DJ changes from classic rock to J-pop*
Guy screams: "Come on man! Dont Sattler that!

2. "Party was getting really good yesterday, until the DJ sattlerized the playlist."
by MemoryCard April 7, 2017
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We lost the R&R because of Phillip Sattler!
by Um November 1, 2004
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What amateur DJs do.
"that DJ was sattlering the stupid playlist"
"everyone can set up a spotify account and be a DJ now, such a Sattler"
by MemoryCard April 13, 2017
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